EAB say hello to da U.P. eh? ...and Wisconsin and Minnesota

Hiya dere, Yoopers, Cheeseheads and Vikings! Oh no, da Emerald Ash Borer has been discovered in da U.P. not to far from da Wisconsin border. Dis should scare ya, eh, cuz northwestern Wisconsin and Minnesota have large amounts of ash, some of da densest cover in da nation.

So careful dere, eh? Attend da meetin' if ya can, cuz da more ya know, dontcha know, eh?