Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Always good for a laugh, from the Onion...

National News Highlights

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  • FLAGSTAFF, AZ—12-year-old Flagstaff-based bully Lawrence Womack is hiding out at the local sandstone quarry because he wrecked up Nick's bike.
  • SIOUX CITY, IA—A piano recital for Mrs. Burr's 5-to-7 age group turned ugly when, during a rendition of "Goodbye, Old Paint," Madison Brann hit a B-flat instead of a C and was booed off stage.
  • PROVIDENCE, RI—Local scientists celebrated as they finally unveiled the first potato gun that could reach the Massachusetts border.

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